R: It’s culs-de-sac.
L: No way!
R: It is!
L: The plural of cul-de-sac is culs-de-sac?
R: Yeah.
L: Doesn’t even sound like English!
R: That’s because it’s French.
L: You know what I mean.
R: I hate to be the bearer of bad news.
L: Words should sound right to be right.
R: That’s not how it works.
L: So what….the plural of yo-yo is yos-yo?
R: Yeah, cause that sounds so natural.
Lorelai: Hey Luke.
Luke: Look at this.
Lorelai: -Who? Lane? She’s superwaitress. Able to leap tall pancakes in a single bound. Or is that panscake?
Rory: -Very funny.
Luke: -It’s not gonna work out
Lorelai: Oh, why, she’s so good.
Luke: She’s too good!
Lorelai: Oh calm down.
Luke: I’m not even sure why she took the job. I mean, I totally blew the interview.
Lorelai: You were nervous.
Lane: Hey guys! You got this Luke?
Luke: Yeah, I got it. When there was a lull, she cleaned the menus. Without being asked.
Lorelai: Do you mean mensu?
Rory: Stop it!
So this whole pregnancy thing
It’s all so weird now! I’m constantly tired, my back hurts, my boobs are like the most sore ever – even walking hurts! I can’t sleep, I’m having weird, super vivid dreams. I’ve taken 4 pregnancy tests in a week (all positive) but I still don’t think I’ve fully realized …