R: It’s culs-de-sac.
L: No way!
R: It is!
L: The plural of cul-de-sac is culs-de-sac?
R: Yeah.
L: Doesn’t even sound like English!
R: That’s because it’s French.
L: You know what I mean.
R: I hate to be the bearer of bad news.
L: Words should sound right to be right.
R: That’s not how it works.
L: So what….the plural of yo-yo is yos-yo?
R: Yeah, cause that sounds so natural.
Lorelai: Hey Luke.
Luke: Look at this.
Lorelai: -Who? Lane? She’s superwaitress. Able to leap tall pancakes in a single bound. Or is that panscake?
Rory: -Very funny.
Luke: -It’s not gonna work out
Lorelai: Oh, why, she’s so good.
Luke: She’s too good!
Lorelai: Oh calm down.
Luke: I’m not even sure why she took the job. I mean, I totally blew the interview.
Lorelai: You were nervous.
Lane: Hey guys! You got this Luke?
Luke: Yeah, I got it. When there was a lull, she cleaned the menus. Without being asked.
Lorelai: Do you mean mensu?
Rory: Stop it!
Quotes
P. Digger
-Jason, this is my daughter Rory. Rory, Jason.
-Right, Scooper.
-Digger.
-Sorry. Digger.
-It’s nice to meet you. And I don’t really go by Digger anymore.
-What is it, P. Digger now?
Found on Reddit…
Really good way of describing what life as a spoonie can be like:
[–]driveonacid 19 points 3 days ago
I tell them that it’s like a lamp with part of the insulation missing from it’s cord. Sometimes the light turns on. Sometimes it doesn’t. Sometimes it comes on for a while then goes out. And, it might just burn your house down.
Keyed up and cranky
-What the hell is this?
-It’s a key.
-Why?!
-Why is it a key? Are we feeling existential today?
What?!
-Why didn’t you tell me that before I was going on and on about how great it would be?
-Because. I’m Christina and you’re George.
Lemon
If you can’t be proud of George, who is the most decent and honorable man I have ever met, then both of you can go to H-E-double hockey sticks!
Sometimes you just gotta love her.